Best Doctor Jokes Ever

Paging all doctors - cardiologists, psychiatrists, surgeons, andall other members of the medical profession. They''re the onesgetting a thorough examination this time, in this sidesplittingcollection of jokes, riddles, and comic stories. If laughter is thebest medicine, and a giggle a day keeps the doctor away, these gagswill sure keep you in fine shape. One plastic surgeon to another:My daughter gets her good looks from me. Medical costs too high?Here''s how it happens: My doctor is a magician. Every time he seesme, $100 disappears from my pockets and appears in his bill.Humorist Dave Barry has this advice:"It is a good idea to shoparound before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition ofhis Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don''t beshy! After all, you''re paying for it." You''ll just die laughing.